The New Organism

Hey everyone! If you are reading this post, I would like to thank you for your effort of clicking on a link to arrive at this page, then waiting for a second for the page to load (my sympathy if otherwise) and then actually moving your eyeballs around to read the text, and now I know you might be feeling what the heck I am doing.

For ages, an organism called 'Vivek Mehta' (scientific name: Homosapien) has been a matter of discussions and conversations. Anyway, if you don't know about this famous (or notorious?) species, a Google search would be of little help. Why don't I elaborate more about it? So, this organism has been mentioned in several ancient scriptures dated back to 1993 A.D. From the day it was born, this organism was cursed. But it was no ordinary curse. According to it, and in exact words, "Thou shall be considered a bookworm and a geek for thy entire lifetime". And the infant literally laughed in its squeaky voice. For this seemed to be no curse. And that was the very mistake that caused the curse to take effect.

Now this organism, after completion of its nineteen years, and having moved on to its ''twenties'' has taken upon the task of nettling other people by writing blogs, which according to the Instruction Manual attached with the organism, is 'just one of the many normal side-effects of the curse'. To save themselves from this unique curse, mankind is suggested to read the posts and give their opinions from time-to-time, thus tricking the organism to stick in the 'Geek Loop' and thus distracting it from performing any dangersome activities. While this seems to be a self-advertising claim no different from any politician of the world, the readers can be rest assured that they will have a good time reading this blog.

Now, from the author and on a serious note, this blog is all about the journey of a youth between situations, ideas and accomplishments. I would generally be writing about various things off the top of my head - stories, opinions, ideas and discussions. And yes, I am not giving away any gifts to people who read my blog. If you were of that opinion, either you were misled by someone, or I lied to get more visitors...

Anyways, see you in the next post... Till then, Cheers!


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